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- who is the boss of New Rome Theater?
- Feminist Subversives are attempting to overthrow the traditional leadership of New Rome Theater even as we speak.
- can I invite my friends to visit New Rome Theater performances?
- You may invite friends that you trust.
- can I listen to New Rome Theater while wearing pajamas?
- tasteful and dignified sleepwear is acceptable
- isn´t listening to New Rome Theater unhealthy (dangerous)?
- you should not listen while operating heavy machinery or driving a motor vehicle.
- who is this New Rome Theater anyway, and why do they want to control our lives?
- some seek power for it´s own sake, but our New Rome Theater is sincerely motivated by the desire to serve the psychological needs of the world.
- i read on the Internet that New Rome Theater can make you `question the validity of empirical reality`. is this true?
- if you read it on the Internet then it must be true.
- can `Artificial Intelligences` impersonate New Rome Theater & trick us?
- steps are being taken by those at the highest levels of authority to mitigate the psychological trauma of such an occurrence
- what if i don`t `beleive` in New Rome Theater? will attending performances still work for me?
- if we cannot believe in New Rome Theater, then where will we be? while belief is not strictly required, generous contributions to New Rome Theater will certainly improve your chances in the afterlife
- if others know that I adore New Rome Theater, won´t they think that i am a fool?
- the intrinsic prestige of being associated with New Rome Theater should be be sufficient to preclude any disrespectful attitudes in the minds of others
- my girlfriend goes to New Rome Theater performances, but she still says mean things to me. isn`t there something New Rome Theater can do?
- how can i be certain that New Rome Theater will always be here to save us?
- your generous contributions will assist us in perpetuating the essential New Rome Theater experience & assure your status in the afterlife
- is New Rome Theater a real place? do you serve coffee?
- while our central offices are not generally open to the public, special arrangements can be made. our staff consumes considerable quantities of coffee, and could probably spare a cup for a generous subscriber
- i hear that the musicians of New Rome Theater dress ´informally´. is this true?
- You should validate this claim in person. However, at New Rome Theater we believe that we must first defy the conventions of fashion in order to facilitate a new `Fashion Revolution`.
- my mom says that New Rome Theater plays the `Devil`s Music`, and that i should be watching `cat videos` instead.
- We do not sense a question here, however, we do constantly invoke the protection of the goddesses.
- what if aliens from outer space replace the musicians of New Rome Theater?
- my grandfather went bald while using listening to New Rome Theater. Now it is happening to me. is there a cause & effect relationship here?
- how can i use New Rome Theater to control my boyfriend?
- what can i do when the New Rome Theater web site frightens my computer? how long do i have to wait before using it again?
- to use what again? your computer or the New Rome Theater web site? In any case it is important that you understand that modern computers have more `emotional sensitivity` than the `thick-skinned` dinosaurs of the past. Perhaps you should turn your computer off after visiting New Rome Theater and wrap it in a soft blanket
- my doctor says that i will die very soon. how can i leave my estate to New Rome Theater?
- we recommends that you tell your lawyer that you have found a worthy & reputable recipient for your wealth.
- sometimes i think disrespectful thoughts about New Rome Theater itself. can i be forgiven?
- you should be severely punished. however, forgiveness may be granted later.
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